Im a little slow

I FINALLY get the whole Suvi the slut thing!

Apparently Suvi Koponen lost her virginity to Danny Beuchamp on a flight of stairs backstage some show.

..........Never EVER shall i view Danny Beauchamp in the same way. EVER!!!!

*barfs*

Thats all.

Bread and Butter

As many of you know (well most of you dont), catalogues are a model's bread and butter.

The opportunity for shooting with a suit company paying .. quite a bit (a lot), i shall not disclose the amount, for 4 hours has come up.

..Its situated on Wednesday or Thursday.

Music HSC is on Wednesday. I'm asian. My chances are slim.

Jack

Plus-size models doing big girls no favours

WHY are we suddenly lavishing love on the larger ladies given that half of all Australians are overweight, and one-fifth of us are morbidly obese? ...

But in what is hailed as a breakthrough for "normal" females, big women are the latest fashion craze.

Indeed, this month's Fashion Week In Melbourne abandoned the usual stick insects for some models who were size 14-18.

It was a breakthrough to see fashion shows using not just ridiculously skinny models that make thin women feel fat.

But was it really a breakthrough for good health?

Let's be honest.

While these women might make us feel better about our bulging butts and guts, the truth is, few women over a size 14 are in a healthy weight range. ...

But there are also many larger people who are just plain fat, and who would be better off being encouraged to lose weight rather than always be told it's okay to be overweight. ...

Let's face it, Australians - like Americans - do not need any encouragement or permission from role models in the media to put on weight. ...

But it's time to get real - fat people may be happier but they're also digging their graves with a fork, and we're all paying for it.

I don't want to just see the latest fashions on models who have to run around in the shower to get wet.

Suzie O'Brien

AMEN!

Confessions confessions

They always lead to numerous hours of pointless contemplation.

Man, you're so fuckin juicy.

In a way, im jealous.
But in a way, I'm also glad I'm not exposing myself to ...others.

Ma shell is as thick as yaw mamas dick, girl!

Love,
Jack

I get it now..

So that's why my mum would lie to me about how making porn in Australia is illegal...

She didnt want me going on webcam and slutting up with other boys!!!

Surprise!

Who would have thought my first tear sheets would be completely commercial, for educational purposes. I was hoping for um.. a more editorial direction.


At least i got the cover.. right?


Oh well, it was good pay :)

Jack

I wanna...

play touch footy and be freeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

Sometimes i feel like Tyra Banks.
"....Tyra Show...!"
"...at the beginning of my career, it was all about me me me, now i want to help other people...!"
"...Top Model!..."
"...I dressed up as a fat person just to see what it was like!..."

Jack